Every so often my worlds collide like when a football game is so popular that non-football fans are aware of it. This week a bunch of nerds will use Excel to analyze the game and I don’t want to be left out. I’ve isolated what I believe to be the most important factor and data-analyzed the hell out of it.

I think we can all appreciate that the 3D effects really drive the point home. And did you notice the use of color? I know. I’m a genius.

My favorite talking head quote about Super XLIX:

For many people in my family, the advertising shown during the Super Bowl provides as much or more entertainment than the game itself.

You mean a bunch of people only care about the ads? What an insightful thought – had you had it in 1975.