Based on the comments and emails, I think I know how this one’s going to turn out. Should Daily Dose win, the second place finisher will win the prize. Voting starts when you can see this post and ends promptly at 8:00PM CDT (GMT -5, I believe. But don’t quote me on that.)
Don’t feel bad if your submission didn’t make the list. Some were just too lame, some nearly obscene, and others were from unregistered readers. Rules are rules, even if they’re stupid rules. Thanks to everyone who submitted.
I should also mention that some of the submissions were anagrams (more than one, actually), and while none of them made the list, that would have been a far more interesting contest. I didn’t publish those submission so you could use them for the second anniversary contest.