According to my wife, my scale, and my bank…

US$289 in coins ranging from pennies to quarters (randomly distributed, or so it seems) wieghs 34 pounds and nearly fills a 1 gallon pickle jar (3.78L).

I have no reason to believe that my scale is inaccurate. Also, I have no reason to believe that my bank’s counting machine isn’t reasonably accurate. Finally, I have no reason to distrust my wife, but she didn’t deposit the money. She took the cash. Maybe I’d better see that receipt.